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MARK ANDREWS

Generally Mark is a walking Encyclopedia, however he will occasionally say something completely random. The following are quotes he has made.

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From this...

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...to this

SYMPTOMS
Verbal Diarrhoea
CAUSE
Mark
RESOLUTION
Tape over mouth
FUNNY SAYINGS BY MARK (GOOD ENOUGH FOR A TSHIRT?)
  • Don't count your chickens before they've ROOSTERED - ROOSTERED is now a verb, noun, adjective, adverb, pronoun ...
  • It's the SAME thing.
  • Only 2 minutes of BAD stuff in Brokeback Mountain!
  • It's a waste of time and server space (talking about this knowledge base). (20-08-2008)
  • Last chance to buy some poncy air. (21-08-2008)
  • I didn’t know it was a competition in the first place. (21-08-2008)
  • Is that Aboriginal or something?
  • I didn't like what they said about John Campbell, so I changed it. (22-08-2008)
  • I can't come there is too much cleavage. (22-08-2008)
  • The stalks always have to point towards the centre. (02-09-2008)
  • I thought you were going to say lederhosen. (02-09-2008)
  • We just drove past a (blank) its is illegal to pick up a (blank) off the street. (02-09-2008)
  • He says his typing method is "Hunting for Peckers". (20-09-2008) - Hunt and Peck??
  • Is Tim McGraw; Dr Phil? (21-09-2008) (Dr. Phil's last name is McGraw)
  • Mark "Is that the fish that eats things?" (24-09-2008)
  • On a trip to the Zoo: after hearing the seals barking, Mark says “That’ll be the otters barking and clapping” - *stunned silence from the rest of the group* “You know how otters clap” - No, Mark we don’t. (24-09-2008)
  • Unfortunately I’m not gay.
  • Shore girls are a sure thing but I want a clean one.
    • Update - I don't want one with a disease or something....
  • I write down my shopping list in order of aisle (so I don't have to cross items off the list), but they confused me the other day when the moved the frozen section. (30-09-2008)
  • See most "normal" people write their lists like that - No, Mark we don’t ??????? (30-09-2008)
  • I can rearrange things on the fly. (30-09-2008)
  • The Greens should all be shot and killed. (01-10-2008)
  • I can't eat it cos it's not symmetrical. (10/10/2008)
  • I don't know if he likes tongue...(03/04/2009)
  • It sounds normal when I say it....(03/04/2009)
RANDOM QUOTES BY MARK
  • Women spend 3,276 hours getting ready in their lifetime. (20-08-2008)
  • They found water on Mars by boiling the soil (Soil...Water - It's the same thing!).
QUOTES ABOUT MARK
  • It's like watching a daddy long legs sprinting. (Karthik - 22-08-2008)
  • Joselyn: "Ok its boys vs girls." Mark: "What team am I on?" (Joselyn - 22-08-2008)
  • Matt: "I wish they had a spa." Mark: "It's OK, they have a fridge." (Matt K - 20-09-2008)
MARK WORTHY QUOTES
  • Arrr your phone has buttons (Steve - 04-10-2008)

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