Generally Mark is a walking Encyclopedia, however he will occasionally say something completely random. The following are quotes he has made.
Tape over mouth
FUNNY SAYINGS BY MARK (GOOD ENOUGH FOR A TSHIRT?)
Don't count your chickens before they've ROOSTERED - ROOSTERED is now a verb, noun, adjective, adverb, pronoun ...
It's the SAME thing.
Only 2 minutes of BAD stuff in Brokeback Mountain!
It's a waste of time and server space (talking about this knowledge base). (20-08-2008)
Last chance to buy some poncy air. (21-08-2008)
I didn’t know it was a competition in the first place. (21-08-2008)
Is that Aboriginal or something?
I didn't like what they said about John Campbell, so I changed it. (22-08-2008)
I can't come there is too much cleavage. (22-08-2008)
The stalks always have to point towards the centre. (02-09-2008)
I thought you were going to say lederhosen. (02-09-2008)
We just drove past a (blank) its is illegal to pick up a (blank) off the street. (02-09-2008)
He says his typing method is "Hunting for Peckers". (20-09-2008) - Hunt and Peck??
Is Tim McGraw; Dr Phil? (21-09-2008) (Dr. Phil's last name is McGraw)
Mark "Is that the fish that eats things?" (24-09-2008)
On a trip to the Zoo: after hearing the seals barking, Mark says “That’ll be the otters barking and clapping” - *stunned silence from the rest of the group* “You know how otters clap” - No, Mark we don’t. (24-09-2008)
Unfortunately I’m not gay.
Shore girls are a sure thing but I want a clean one.
Update - I don't want one with a disease or something....
I write down my shopping list in order of aisle (so I don't have to cross items off the list), but they confused me the other day when the moved the frozen section. (30-09-2008)
See most "normal" people write their lists like that - No, Mark we don’t ??????? (30-09-2008)
I can rearrange things on the fly. (30-09-2008)
The Greens should all be shot and killed. (01-10-2008)
I can't eat it cos it's not symmetrical. (10/10/2008)
I don't know if he likes tongue...(03/04/2009)
It sounds normal when I say it....(03/04/2009)
RANDOM QUOTES BY MARK
Women spend 3,276 hours getting ready in their lifetime. (20-08-2008)
They found water on Mars by boiling the soil (Soil...Water - It's the same thing!).
QUOTES ABOUT MARK
It's like watching a daddy long legs sprinting. (Karthik - 22-08-2008)
Joselyn: "Ok its boys vs girls." Mark: "What team am I on?" (Joselyn - 22-08-2008)
Matt: "I wish they had a spa." Mark: "It's OK, they have a fridge." (Matt K - 20-09-2008)